Rudiment #1

clunk i flipped the slinky flicking

plastic fruit from brooklyn steps

blackbeard’s plank went slack with sweat and

slunk his fleet to greek the kraft

glamping flames go flying breaking

crepes from groping flaky claws

plump new brokers flaunt their freckles

glassed in crooks who blintz and blam

blink the frumpy gloppy cricket

crackpot sleep the creaking flight

flunk your shrinking glucose slactus

gratis blimps do blackly slight

stick on flint the kraken flopped the

placards flank the klimt with schlock

krupa schlepped his crap to crete and

SKAPLOW

the drums went flat

Michael Musker was born and raised on the northwest side of Chicago. At USC, he is a member of the Fourth Quarter All-Stars, a sketch comedy group. He is allergic to cats, cashews, pistachios, pine nuts, dust, and pollen.