{"id":2295,"date":"2018-05-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-05-01T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dornsife.usc.edu\/palaver\/?p=2295"},"modified":"2023-06-28T17:57:53","modified_gmt":"2023-06-29T00:57:53","slug":"anna-anonymous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dornsife.usc.edu\/palaver\/spring-2018\/anna-anonymous\/","title":{"rendered":"Anna, Anonymous"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n \n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Anna, Anonymous<\/h1>\n\n\n<\/div>\n \n \n By<\/span>Juan Due\u00f1as<\/strong>\n \n May 1, 2018<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n <\/div><\/div>\n\n \n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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SCENE ONE<\/strong><\/h5>\n

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Lights up on a restaurant, decorated in neon advertisements of different beers. This place is casual. A perfect place for a first date. TOM CARTER (22), is sitting at one of the tables with a soda and french fries, both untouched. He is dressed in a suit.<\/em><\/p>\n

He looks at his watch, then scans the room. Hope, then disappointment.<\/em><\/p>\n

He reaches for a fry and almost eats it until ANNA CLEARY (22), enters the restaurant. She is in sweatpants and a cardigan, underdressed. She scans the room and notices TOM then runs up to him. TOM gets up, out of his seat.<\/em><\/p>\n

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TOM<\/p>\n

Hi, I\u2019m Tom<\/p>\n

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Anna leans on her chair as soon as she\u2019s at the table.<\/em><\/p>\n

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ANNA
\n(Quick, out of breath)
\nHi, just one sec. WAITER! CAN I GET A WAITER!<\/p>\n

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Waiter comes over, in the classic American-style uniform.<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

WAITER
\n(Cheerful)
\nHow can I-<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

ANNA
\n(To Waiter)
\nYeah, can I get a whiskey, like ASAP.
\n(To Tom)
\nYou want anything?<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

TOM
\nI\u2019m still looking-<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

ANNA
\nOk so that\u2019ll be it thank you!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Waiter, no longer cheerful, leaves in a hurry. She sits.<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

TOM
\nTraffic must have been bad<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

ANNA
\nSorry. Can I just vent to you right now?<\/p>\n

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TOM
\nUm sure, I mean-<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

ANNA
\n(Rushing)
\nSo, you ever get a call from your mother and she\u2019s yelling at you about how she can\u2019t find the blueberry tequila ice cream at CVS? And you freak out because you know she\u2019s drunk and you rush to find her Mercedes Benz double parked in a handicap spot and then, not only that but, you find her on the floor of the ice cream section covered in rum raisin ice cream because she was \u201ctired of looking for blueberry tequila ice cream\u201d?
\nThere is no such thing as blueberry tequila ice cream. I don\u2019t even think tequila ice cream is a fucking thing. So, of course, she picked rum raisin. And I don\u2019t know what\u2019s worse: the fact that no one working there noticed the drunk whack job in the back yelling about the rum raisin ice cream not having any actual alcohol in it or the fact that I was actually impressed that she managed to do all of this while drunk.<\/p>\n

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Gasp of air. Waiter comes back with a shot glass and a bottle of whiskey.<\/em><\/p>\n

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ANNA (CONT\u2019D)
\nLeave the bottle, please and thank you. Anyways, Hi, I\u2019m Anna, I\u2019m 22, a Virgo, I had two minutes to get ready for this date and since this is probably the last time we\u2019ll be seeing each other, I just wanna say sorry for being late and uh… I hate blueberries.<\/p>\n

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Anna takes a shot. Tom sits stunned, taking a moment to take in what he\u2019s heard. Until…<\/em><\/p>\n

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TOM
\n(Confused)
\nDid you just include a fun fact about yourself at the end there?<\/p>\n

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ANNA
\nThere were a lot of fun facts in there, but yes. I do hate blueberries and my life truly is a great big barrel of laughs… I just want you to know I\u2019m not a bitch to waiters.<\/p>\n

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TOM
\nIt\u2019s ok, I think you have a good enough excuse.<\/p>\n

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A pause.<\/em><\/p>\n

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TOM (CONT\u2019D)
\nThe most exciting thing my mom ever does while drunk is get a little too aggressive during her bridge nights. Real competitive streak.<\/p>\n

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Anna pours another shot.<\/em><\/p>\n

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ANNA
\nCheers to mama bear!<\/p>\n

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He laughs.<\/em><\/p>\n

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ANNA (CONT\u2019D)
\nWhat even is bridge?<\/p>\n

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Tom shrugs.<\/em><\/p>\n

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TOM
\nI think it\u2019s a game you just start playing when you reach the age of 50 and stop playing when you die.<\/p>\n

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ANNA
\n(Annoyed, but not at him)
\nWell then, I better get my mom to play… Trust me. A mother that is more exciting than mama bear bridge player is, and I\u2019m not exaggerating, a living hell.<\/p>\n

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Another drink.<\/em><\/p>\n

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ANNA (CONT\u2019D)
\nYou want some?<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

TOM
\n(Lightening the tension)
\nOnly if you order food first. Oh, and tell me your favorite color. Or your social security number.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

They laugh at this comment, but she doesn\u2019t answer. They are starting to be at ease with each other, but it is still a little awkward.<\/em><\/p>\n

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TOM (CONT\u2019D)
\n(An interjection of sorts)
\nHey, at least your mom wasn\u2019t your 10th grade homecoming date. Anyways, I think I have to hear more about this tequila woman.<\/p>\n

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ANNA
\nWoah, woah, wait. We are not talking about my bitch of a mother until we work through your high school mommy issues.<\/p>\n

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She smiles and steals a fry. He notices.<\/em><\/p>\n

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TOM
\nYou sure?<\/p>\n

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ANNA
\nYES.<\/p>\n

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TOM
\nOk, so it all started with Rebecca Johnson…<\/p>\n

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ANNA
\nOh, Fuck her. Fuck Rebecca Johnson!<\/p>\n

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TOM
\n(Chuckling)
\nThat part doesn\u2019t happen yet!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

ANNA
\nOH.<\/p>\n

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Big burst of laughter begins and continues to fill the room.<\/em><\/p>\n

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ANNA (CONT\u2019D)
\nBlue.<\/p>\n

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TOM
\nMine too. So, Rebecca Johnson…<\/p>\n

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BLACK OUT.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<\/div>\n\n\n <\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n\n \n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

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Juan Due\u00f1as<\/strong> is a sophomore BA Acting major. He is a member of Brand New Theatre Co. and a member of Delta Kappa Alpha. He is just getting into the groove of playwriting and is excited to see his work being shared for others to read. He wants to thank his playwriting professors Oliver Mayer and Elizabeth Wong for sparking his passion for writing these stories and motivating him to keep finding the next page in the process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<\/div>\n\n\n <\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":288,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[52],"class_list":["post-2295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spring-2018","tag-prose"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nAnna, Anonymous<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/dornsife.usc.edu\/palaver\/spring-2018\/anna-anonymous\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Anna, Anonymous - 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